F.E.A.R. 2 Slices, Dices, Chops, Skewers, Bludgeons…


AlmaRemember that first time you played Half-Life 2? There was nothing quite like being rescued by D.O.G. or meeting Alyx for the first time. Or what about Halo? The combat was second-to-none and the enemies seemed so smart. And who could forget Doom? You never knew what monstrosity would be lurking around the corner. What if you could have all of these moments for one low price? Well now you can!

Introducing: F.E.A.R. 2. It’s a greatest hits collection compiling the secret sauce of all of your favorite shooters – an amazing value! On this disc you’ll get such smash hits as:

Enemies That Move Sometimes by Halo
Monster Closets by Doom 3
Bullet-time by Max Payne
People Talking to You in the Corner of the Screen Even if They’re Standing Right in Front of You by Bioshock
and Scripted Sequence by Half-Life 2

And that’s not all! Everyone remembers those classics, but there’s nothing like coming back to moments you may have forgotten about. F.E.A.R. 2 jogs your memory with such greats as:

That Mech Sequence by Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay
Ineffective Flashlight by Condemned
and Blue Zippy Flak Jackets by Goldeneye

It’s an amazing value, and if you act now we’ll even throw in Online Multiplayer (a $29.99 value) absolutely free! That’s a collection of nothing but gameplay elements pulled from your favorite games, all in one convenient package, WITH Online Multiplayer, for only 3 low payments of $19.99*!

Side Effects
F.E.A.R. 2 isn’t for everyone, side effects include:

  • A genuine sense of tension and anxiety for the first few hours.
  • Eye irritation from excessively flashy post-processing effects.
  • RSI (Repetitive Stress Injury) from formulaic and predictable pacing.
  • Shock, often caused by the completely off-the-wall ending.
  • Some may experience euphoria. Despite all its derivative elements, F.E.A.R. 2 is ultimately quite enjoyable. Those who disagree should consult a physician immediately.

    * All payments must be made at time of purchase.

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